Daughter’s favourite – FAVOURITE – activity is wrapping presents. “Presents” = anything, particularly random pieces of paper, loose office supplies, balloons or small toys.
Tonight she said (for the 4th or 5th time today), “I want to wrap some presents!”
Attempting to postpone the inevitable, I asked her what kind of present she wanted to wrap.
“A gift that happerates.”
pause …
“What kind of gift?”
“It happerates.”
“A gift that happerates …”
“Yeah, a gift that happerates. That means it makes happy all the kids that come here.”
Now, these gifts needed cards.
“What kind of card should we make?”
“One that happerates them.”
There you have it. I hope I have happerated you with this post.