{"id":454,"date":"2015-06-24T08:59:04","date_gmt":"2015-06-24T08:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/2015-06-24-the-dishwasher-cycle\/"},"modified":"2015-06-24T08:59:04","modified_gmt":"2015-06-24T08:59:04","slug":"2015-06-24-the-dishwasher-cycle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/2015\/06\/24\/2015-06-24-the-dishwasher-cycle\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dishwasher Cycle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mmm, clean dishes! Back into place you go, all steamy and sterile. Beautiful &#8230; shelves full, dishwasher empty. Beautifully full, beautifully empty, the promise of days of dishes to enjoy.<br \/>\nOh, here&#8217;s a few dirty ones on the counter. Slide you into place &#8230; perfect! Still lots of room in here. All surfaces clean, so satisfying.<\/p>\n<p>And a few more over here &#8230; let me check the office &#8230; okay, we&#8217;ve already got a few dirty ones! But still, lots of clean dishes to use, lots of empty room to fill in the dishwasher.<\/p>\n<p>Mealtime, snacktime, mealtime &#8230; why is the counter such a mess? Fill, fill, fill, very satisfying. Look, the plates are stacking up so neatly, almost a whole row. The bowls, well, they never quite fit, maybe this one should go on the top shelf. Wow, the utensil slots are getting crowded. I wonder if I can fit in this mixing bowl. Okay! &#8230; not full yet. I could run it, but no. Too much water and energy.<\/p>\n<p>Can you grab a few forks for the table for dinner? What? We&#8217;re running low? Okay, and some plates &#8230; none left??? Oh right, the plate stack was full. Okay, well, we can use some of the mixing bowls. And I&#8217;ll wash a fork &#8230; no, I&#8217;ll use this one from cooking.<\/p>\n<p>Why didn&#8217;t you run the dishwasher last night? You did? But it&#8217;s still dirty. Yes, the delay function doesn&#8217;t work. Yes, we&#8217;ve talked about it before. Well, try using a napkin.\u00a0I&#8217;ll run it &#8230; no, don&#8217;t worry about it.<\/p>\n<p>Just one hour to go &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Aaah! Clean, beautiful dishes. Fresh and sterile. Lovely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mmm, clean dishes! Back into place you go, all steamy and sterile. Beautiful &#8230; shelves full, dishwasher empty. Beautifully full, beautifully empty, the promise of days of dishes to enjoy. Oh, here&#8217;s a few dirty ones on the counter. Slide you into place &#8230; perfect! Still lots of room in here. All surfaces clean, so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"saved_in_kubio":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=454"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}