{"id":443,"date":"2014-02-28T21:13:36","date_gmt":"2014-02-28T21:13:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/2014-02-28-smartie-cakes-cutie\/"},"modified":"2014-02-28T21:13:36","modified_gmt":"2014-02-28T21:13:36","slug":"2014-02-28-smartie-cakes-cutie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/2014\/02\/28\/2014-02-28-smartie-cakes-cutie\/","title":{"rendered":"Smartie-cakes Cutie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Daughter&#8217;s favourite &#8211; FAVOURITE &#8211; activity is wrapping presents. &#8220;Presents&#8221; = anything, particularly random pieces of paper, loose office supplies, balloons or small toys.<br \/>\nTonight she said (for the 4th or 5th time today), &#8220;I want to wrap some presents!&#8221;<br \/>\nAttempting to postpone the inevitable, I asked her what kind of present she wanted to wrap.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A gift that happerates.&#8221;<br \/>\npause &#8230;<br \/>\n&#8220;What kind of gift?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It happerates.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;A gift that happerates &#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah, a gift that happerates. That means it makes happy all the kids that come here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now, these gifts needed cards.<br \/>\n&#8220;What kind of card should we make?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;One that happerates them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There you have it. I hope I have happerated you with this post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daughter&#8217;s favourite &#8211; FAVOURITE &#8211; activity is wrapping presents. &#8220;Presents&#8221; = anything, particularly random pieces of paper, loose office supplies, balloons or small toys. Tonight she said (for the 4th or 5th time today), &#8220;I want to wrap some presents!&#8221; Attempting to postpone the inevitable, I asked her what kind of present she wanted to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"saved_in_kubio":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}