{"id":353,"date":"2012-06-24T20:24:28","date_gmt":"2012-06-24T20:24:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/2012-06-24-my-daughters-first-literary-joke\/"},"modified":"2012-06-24T20:24:28","modified_gmt":"2012-06-24T20:24:28","slug":"2012-06-24-my-daughters-first-literary-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/2012\/06\/24\/2012-06-24-my-daughters-first-literary-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"My daughter&#8217;s first literary joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the bath tonight, nursing, baby was in a bit of a playful mood. She took one finger and pointed right up at the roof, holding it there.<br \/>\n&#8220;Are you pointing like the baby in the book?&#8221; I asked. She has a baby colour book and the baby in the white overalls points randomly up at the sky. She&#8217;s started pointing whenever we get to that page.<\/p>\n<p>She didn&#8217;t really answer, but she kind of mumbled and kind of smiled, and I knew what she meant: &#8220;I&#8217;m just playing around, hanging out, remembering that funny baby that points to the sky! Look at me, randomly pointing at the sky!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You are funny, baby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the bath tonight, nursing, baby was in a bit of a playful mood. She took one finger and pointed right up at the roof, holding it there. &#8220;Are you pointing like the baby in the book?&#8221; I asked. She has a baby colour book and the baby in the white overalls points randomly up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"saved_in_kubio":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[20,34,118],"class_list":["post-353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-baby","tag-bath","tag-humour"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}