{"id":321,"date":"2012-05-03T20:59:05","date_gmt":"2012-05-03T20:59:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/2012-05-03-crock-pot-failure\/"},"modified":"2012-05-03T20:59:05","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T20:59:05","slug":"2012-05-03-crock-pot-failure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/2012\/05\/03\/2012-05-03-crock-pot-failure\/","title":{"rendered":"Crock Pot Failure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a long and occasionally stressful day, I returned home, excited to know that at least dinner awaited. Not just dinner: a fully, yummy crock pot of the awesome chana masala I make. And let me tell you, it is good. Rich, brothy, spicy, filling. A truly delightful dish, perfect for the end of a long work week.<br \/>\nI lifted the lid off the crock and knew right away that it was not to be. What greeted me &#8211; as I could tell from a glance and the barest sniff &#8211; was failure.<\/p>\n<p>No broth, just a thin, faintly coloured liquid.<\/p>\n<p>Chick peas looking hard instead of full and plump.<\/p>\n<p>Onions and tomatoes chewy and shedding skin, rather than soft and integrated into the luscious flavour of the masala.<\/p>\n<p>Absolutely no rich, textured, nourishing flavour: instead, the taste of acid in every bite.<\/p>\n<p>TRAGIC!!<\/p>\n<p>I dished some out, but honestly, could only eat about half of it. Even husband, constant encourager and supporter, acknowledged it wasn&#8217;t the best and did not (notably) clear his plate.<\/p>\n<p>Now we have two half-filled plates (or maybe half-empty?) sitting on the kitchen counter, plus a half-full crock pot. I really don&#8217;t know what to do with it. I thought about cooking more, but I think that concentrates the acidic flavour. We could add some baking soda and\/or potato to soak up the acid; plus maybe some more spices and tomato paste?? Maybe mash it up a bit to make some broth.<\/p>\n<p>For now, I&#8217;m going to bundle it into the fridge and deal with it tomorrow. It&#8217;s too tragic to face right now :(.<\/p>\n<p>And the peace angle: it&#8217;s only one dish. We&#8217;ll survive to cook again, and are grateful to be here, together, in our home, baby sleeping soundly, reading\/writing together, on a Thursday night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a long and occasionally stressful day, I returned home, excited to know that at least dinner awaited. Not just dinner: a fully, yummy crock pot of the awesome chana masala I make. And let me tell you, it is good. Rich, brothy, spicy, filling. A truly delightful dish, perfect for the end of a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"saved_in_kubio":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[50,65,66,116],"class_list":["post-321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-chana-masala","tag-cooking-disasters","tag-crock-pot","tag-home"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}