{"id":231,"date":"2012-01-25T22:27:16","date_gmt":"2012-01-25T22:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/2012-01-25-looking-insane\/"},"modified":"2012-01-25T22:27:16","modified_gmt":"2012-01-25T22:27:16","slug":"2012-01-25-looking-insane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/2012\/01\/25\/2012-01-25-looking-insane\/","title":{"rendered":"Looking Insane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday at work was busy as usual. I was working on files and printing in the room across the hallway. The printer room, with the temperamental printer, is shared with another busy unit.<br \/>\nI went in to pick up my print job and saw a man standing in front of the shredder holding a few papers. I&#8217;ve seen him around (multiple times each day) and he&#8217;s always smiling and dapper. At this moment he was looking concerned as he handled the papers drooping towards the shredder.<\/p>\n<p>I went to check for my print job &#8211; not there. He smiled and handed me a few of the papers he had in his hand. I looked at them and since they seemed to be headed for the shredder, popped them in and listened to them go. Then noticed that I was shredding blank sheets.<\/p>\n<p>I stood there in silence, looking at them in dismay. Wasted trees! He commented, sounding puzzled and slightly upset, &#8220;Those were blank sheets!&#8221; I was silent for another moment, tiredly dwelling on the ridiculousness of shredding blank paper.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, I know,&#8221; I eventually answered. &#8220;I thought they were for shredding.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He looked at me, then looked away. And left the room. Wondering, I have no doubt, who this strange woman was who shredding blank paper and didn&#8217;t respond to direct conversation.<\/p>\n<p>Yet I am left wondering: Why on earth did he think I needed two sheets of legal-sized blank paper???<\/p>\n<p>Woke up laughing about it this morning. Laughter = peace. I&#8217;ve met my blogging goal for the day :).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday at work was busy as usual. I was working on files and printing in the room across the hallway. The printer room, with the temperamental printer, is shared with another busy unit. I went in to pick up my print job and saw a man standing in front of the shredder holding a few [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"saved_in_kubio":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[118,241],"class_list":["post-231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-relationships","tag-humour","tag-work"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kamillamilligan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}